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1. You and three other friends are offered $50,000 to spend the night in a haunted house. You say,

2. The phone rings. When you pick it up, a menacing voice says, "Do you like scary movies?" You . . .

3. Due to some unfortunate moral decisions you made the previous summer, you and your friends are being stalked by a murderous fisherman. You . . .

4. You and your family move to a suburb where the women are strangely placid and domestic. You . . .

5. Arriving home one Halloween evening, you find the door to your house ajar and the lights off. You . . .

1. You and three other friends are offered $50,000 to spend the night in a haunted house. You say,
"Um, who is offering me that kind of cash -- and why?"

2. The phone rings. When you pick it up, a menacing voice says, "Do you like scary movies?" You . . .
Hang up, then dial 911, while turning out the lights and hiding.

3. Due to some unfortunate moral decisions you made the previous summer, you and your friends are being stalked by a murderous fisherman. You . . .
Get your remaining friends together and set up a trap for the fisherman. You can't get the police involved, so it may be your only hope.

4. You and your family move to a suburb where the women are strangely placid and domestic. You . . .
Try to set up a consciousness-raising group among the women

5. Arriving home one Halloween evening, you find the door to your house ajar and the lights off. You . . .
Leave and call the police from a neighbor's home.

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