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1. What is the typical dinnertime like at your house?

2. How do you react when your kids get in trouble at school?

3. Your child agrees to help with household chores, but only in exchange for money. How do you respond?

4. Your son is building a soapbox derby racer in the garage. What do you do?

5. How many of your kids' friends can you name?

6. Your kids are performing at a school recital. Where are you most likely to be found?

7. What best describes your relationship with your wife?

8. In terms of your professional career, which best describes you?

1. What is the typical dinnertime like at your house?
It's every man for himself.

2. How do you react when your kids get in trouble at school?
I don't need this aggravation!

3. Your child agrees to help with household chores, but only in exchange for money. How do you respond?
You sigh, and hope somebody else ends up taking care of business. Preferably mom.

4. Your son is building a soapbox derby racer in the garage. What do you do?
You mock him for using too small a welding torch.

5. How many of your kids' friends can you name?
You can vaguely describe them. You know, like that one kid who's always got his hands in his pockets.

6. Your kids are performing at a school recital. Where are you most likely to be found?
On a bar stool.

7. What best describes your relationship with your wife?
I'm the man of the house, and she is the dutiful homemaker.

8. In terms of your professional career, which best describes you?
Self-employed and loving it.

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